+++ BREAKING Debian 9.0 codename
A source close to the Debian Project has informed me that the project will break from it’s long running tradition of Pixar codenames for their releases.
Going further than this, in what is surely a contentious move, the project will also use multi-worded code names. This is as they feel jealous of the extra exposure that Ubuntu and Fedora have with double barrelled release names.
Thus, the next version of Debian will actually be called Debian 8dot0 “phoronoix-will-believe-anything”.
For those without a satirical radar, this may all be a complete lie
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